I want to thank Billy Joe of Green Day for letting me know who to vote for

Billy Joe is an asshole and his music is terrible. I'm about three years behind on this fact, but I took a four year sabbatical from writing because I was acting like a broad. Regardless, I'm doing it now.

Billy Joe wears makeup like a 13 year old outcast, which is sweet because if anyone knows politics its outcasts. Who better to give you an opinion on who should run the government than the kid that nobody liked? I wrote an e-mail to Billy Joe addressing my concerns but he hasn't responded yet. Below is a copy of the e-mail, I'll let you know when he responds.

Billy Joe-

Fuck you.

Regards,

Morgan (note- I signed my fiance's name because I'm a coward)

The sites that will be funnier than mine

Now that I have a blog I feel obligated to let people know what to expect. I will wrote about the following things:

Sports

Law School

Broads 

Music

Whatever else I damn well feel like

I will not talk about the following things:

Politics

I want to make it known right now that I will not spell-check this shit. If you find a grammatical or spelling error, get fucked. Get fucked and ask yourself, "Am I in law school?" Because I am. Now, I feel compelled to list the sites that are better than any site I can hope to create, but will still try.

Those sites are:

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/

http://maddox.xmission.com/

http://layontheice.blogspot.com/

That's it. I imagine that you're thinking "holy shit, I don't have to read this blog! All those other blogs are so much better!" Again, get fucked.